(Source: derpygrooves)
(Source: derpygrooves)
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(Source: animeshawty)
i want to be a tall and skinny model who dates moderately famous alternative rock band members too
Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij, and Chris Tomson at KROQ’s Weenie Roast 2013
(photos by Paul R. Giunta Photography)
BH&R era more like the BABE era.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Vampire Weekend At The Easter Day Parade - EP 5 (Amex Unstaged) (x)